1. Nov 19

    tuvok actually runs voyager.

    whenever janeway has trouble making a decision due to her feminine predisposition to rely on emotion over logic, she always consults with tuvok for guidance.  she’s completely unfit to run voyager herself.

    no wonder those bitches can’t get home.


  2. Nov 19

    new specs

    i’m awesome.


  3. Nov 9

    i emailed bill russell (the tony-nominated author of elegies for angels, punks and raging queens) a few days ago telling him how we’re mounting a production of his show and what an amazing journey it’s been directing it. i also invited him to see it.

    he’s not coming.

    but

    he noticed i design websites. and he wants a new one.

    inga ballard and bill russell within 48 hours. i could die of happiness.


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Kyle Hemingway

telling the truth without being boring since 2005