i wish i was joking.
watch the banana one.

i got a hurrcut.
and 2 new pairs of shoes that are totally not dyke shoes.
i feel that today i redeemed myself and my gay card might not get taken away just yet.

i got a papercut in the space between my index and middle fingers today at work. and i have to sleep alone tonight.
i’m mopey right now.
i may or may not have free tickets this evening for legends! the play at the shubert theatre starring fucking linda evans and joan collins.
yeah, be jealous. be completely jealous.